It’s the beach-ball episode! What does that mean to you? We’re not sure. But it means we’re talking about male enhancement drugs, life two-point-oh and our new name machine. What does that have to do with beach-balls? Everything!

I’d download it right now if I could get iTunes to stop…crashing on startup…

Ai, happened to me before, try to reinstall the thing, that’s how I ended up solving it. Then again, a simple restart might do it.

Guys, the singles night at the supermarket idea has been my dream for years. My friends and I all agree that the supermarket pick up is the hardest to execute because you never know if the girl is in the mood for attention. I second this idea. The best green-light purchase I’ve seen was two girls together in sweats and they were buying several issues of Cosmo and other girly magazine of that ilk, ice cream, and pizza rolls. I was very tempted to invite myself over.

I loved the name machine! Hilarious! I thought I was going to crash on my way to work this morning. The machine’s voice reminded me of Portal.

As far as the grocery store dating scene. I was reading something where if you tie a red ribbon on your cart it means your single and looking.

Also I had to stop listening to the name machine part because I couldn’t breath I was laughing so hard.

I don’t know where Calvin Coolidge came from, but it worked. I lol’ed.

I liked the Jazz skatting bit.

I made a little name machine recording with some friends at school (our school is the only one in america that actually uses macs…) in garage band. It’s funny as hell to listen to but funny as…I dunno satan…To make…

I think that you should know that I look nuts because of you two. I often walk around the city listening to you and it seems that whenever I am at an intersection, some part of the show makes me bust out laughing…not a chuckle, but a full fledge crazy looking laugh. People may assume I am listening to a comedy podcast or they may think I am nuts-I think it is funny either way:) thanks guys

@ sarita

Ha, I have the same thing going. It’s especially bad when I try to supress laughter- gets even worse cause I end up laughing anyway.
Actually gets dangerous at times: I had a group of street toughs glaring at me cause I started laughing my ass off passing by them.
Garrett I encourage you to put a disclaimer on podcasts: “Not to be listened in public places.”

We’ve also been told people shouldn’t be allowed to drink liquids while listening, as they have a tendency to choke or spit.

Basically, while we’re concerned for the safety of our listeners/viewers, we’re also thrilled that our show is good enough to constantly put your lives in danger!

...Choking and spitting are nothing compared to completely peeing yourself…

Peeing yourself, if in public, is the best way to show you’re a true show fan.

Wow. I’ve been a fan for YEARS!

Terrific podcast, guys.

I just wanted to share the story about Bob Stanley, who pitched for the Boston Red Sox during the late 70s and most of the 1980s.

When a beach ball would fall into the bullpen during home games, Stanley became famous for taking a rake and popping the beach ball, to loud cheers from the fans.

I heard about you guys through We’re Both Right, and you’re very, very funny.

Gaspard Ulliel acted as Hannibal Lector.. not Anthony Hopkins. He is damn hot. haha

i looked like a maniac listening to this episode.

i’m laughing so hard. but to the outside people. i’m laughing at absolutely nothing. it’s hilarious watching their expressions.

^{^A common theme w/this podcast}^
Eventually we’re going to get Shaun or Garret telling us how they saw someone laughing uncontrollably (on the subway no doubt :P ) and making everyone else thing he’s psychotic. Inevitably Garret or Shaun would walk up and kick him (like you do) and the guy would just look up and say “Holy s* it’s you!”

Just you wait and see…it will happen