What’s the best bunch of products you’ve seen a girl buying at the super market that would give you the green light to ask her out? What’s the worst?

Good example: 6-pack of Zima, a bag of Sun Chips, and a Love Actually DVD
Bad example: Diapers, Condoms, the latest issue of “Shotgun Wedding” magazine

Go!

Good
An autographed portrait of my face

Bad
An issue of southern living
A Large calibur rifle
A ninja suit

I think a ninja suit would go in the good column. That’s a girl that isn’t trying to impress anyone.

If she had a nurse outfit or French maid uniform that would be a no. That’s the kind of girl that diseases grow in.

True story: Hit on a girl at the supermarket solely because she was buying a six pack of those little 7 ounce beers. Clearly on her way to party with the girls.

Things in a cart I would think would be a clear indication that you should not hit on this girl:

• A plunger (especially if she looks desperate for it)
• 5 packages of bacon (real meat or not)
• A six-pack of Natural Ice (even worse if more than that)
• Diapers

I work in a food store and I often notice odd things people are buying.

Hot Plants for instance, which is an Organic stimulant. And is creepy when people buy it, in couples or individcually. I often wonder what those people are doing alone with it. They aren’t buying his and hers just one his/hers. Does the other person already have theirs? Are they just preparing? What is going on there.

Good purchase: Frozen Dinner for One. A World Music CD (You know that person lives alone) and Living Healthy Magazine.

Bad Purchases: Oprah Magazine (that women is Married/ has unrealistic hopes. give up) Non-alcoholic beer. (I am not a drinker, and would look for that in a lady, but something about Non-alcoholic beer/wine is discerning)

When I was shopping for groceries last night at my local Wegman’s all you could see was hot young girls. Stretched out like produce as far as the eye could see. Except you can usually squeeze and smell produce to see if it’s ripe without being arrested. I was looking for signs of interest in meeting someone—I was desirable, with a cart full of leafy greens and diet soda—until I realized I eat like a chick and probably looked like I was shopping for my grandmother. Damn you Fresca, thanks to you I sleep alone tonight!

Nice Phineas

What do you people have against ninjas? Ninjas are people too!

@SillyGirl I agree. If I saw a woman buying a ninja suit, that would be a GOOD thing for me, not a bad thing!

I wouldn’t want to wake up with a throwing star in my ass. I only like Samurai women because they have honor, and they can knit.

We(girls) just want to have some grocery shopping? What were you all thinking? ha-ha

i would hop in the cart and let her decide if it was a good buy

Good:

1. Woman’s magazine with the front page title, “101 ways to get more scrotum hair in your diet”

2. Super saver econo pack of condoms from the “discount cart”. The sooner the expiration the better. Also, if she’s feverishly going through her contacts on her cell phone at the register, super plus points.

3. An overflowing cart, 80%+ full of phallic items. Cucumbers, etc… belonging a plurality of girls between the ages of 18 and 22, wearing pink shirts with 3 greek letters.

4. A fucking ninja outfit. GTFOH are you kidding me? No more lookouts for cars that can see into your car, because she’s stealthy like that.

Bad

1. Can of “Crab buster” sauce. Apperently from near the pharmacy, not the seafood counter.

2. A woman’s magazine with the front page title, “100 more ways to minimize simultaneous, multiple STD outbrakes”.

3. A lice comb.

4. Doc Martens.

Hey, if you saw a cat buying a gun would you be freaked out?