So as a fellow podcaster, and a new subscriber and instant fan of your show, I’d like to offer you $1,000,000 to buy your show.

Actually.

Scratch that.

It was a premature offer, considering I don’t yet have $1,000,000. At least not in cash. But I do have $1,000,000 worth of plastic bags from Vons. At least that’s my estimated value of the pile hanging out under my sink. Throw in the paper bags, I sometimes accidently get? We’re up to $1.5 million.

Might I offer you $1,000,000 (estimated value) in Vons plastic bags to purchase your show?

I’d like to purchase your show to have it available to me at a moment’s notice, essentially requiring the two of you to hang out with me all day and entertain on a whim.

If you think this is doable, let me know… that’d be spectacular.

In other news, and to make sure that my opportunity to push a shameless plug, I have a show similar to yours, just without the discussion of beaked penises…. www.kevandkc.com

If you’re eternally bored, or are interested in what it’d sound like if someone did a show similar to yours, but without any of the quality or quantity, check my show out.

I’d also appreciate any feedback about it… other than the regular “You guys suck” or “Hey dude, how about a BJ? LOL ROFLZ HA HA AHA HA”.

Totally inappropriate, and un-appreciated.

Thanks for your time, love your show, don’t really love you guys… but definitely like you guys.

_k.c.

lol

Might I propose a trade? Your bags for $1,000,000 worth of the things they put in the middle of the pizza to keep the box from sticking to the cheese. (what are those things called?)

I call them Pizza Tables.

I don’t want it to be confused with those things you put the pizza on when you are about to eat the pizza.

Good Point.
I googled it, there isn’t a proper name for “Pizza Tables”
Proof: http://www.randomhouse.ca/catalog/display.pperl?isbn=9781400032938
Read the second paragraph (the Author apparently had way to much free time…)

EDIT: On a side note, I think an Off Topic forum would be good, so we can talk about stuff like Pizza Box Lid Lifty Thingies without feeling guilty about being off topic…

@KC, i checked you podcast out. I commit to you that I will listen to it more, but only when there are breaks in the MRPC.

@Splinter: I didn’t feel guilty about getting off topic until i read your post. Thanks friend. I’m going to go supress my guilt with food now. I hope your happy.

@Splinter Done and done. Off-topic forum now exists.

Now how about an off topic forearm?

Cjudd gets the idea :P

-Now we don’t have to binge eat to get rid of the guilt!

Can we still binge eat just for fun though?

I plan to

Want to have a binge eating competition?

I think they call that a buffet.

Or…an Eating competition o_O

And yes, of course. What food?

Eggplant

It sounds to me like a binge eating competition differs from a buffet in that the participants are expected to purge all their food after the event concludes.

Yes, the purging competition is where the fun really starts!!

Purging competitions could be much more creative. There’s distance, volume, spread, splash, color, and more. Even a possible ” “Purge” on others” competition…

Splinter, you can’t have a purge competition without awarding points for “style”. There’s some real art to be made in a good projectile vomiting session.

We could take it Web 2.0 and have users submit their own clips of notable purges.

In college, a bunch of film students drank as much milk as they could for 45 minutes before going on that ride where you sit in swings and centrifugal force pushes you out (at our one-weekend-only school carnivale). That group purge earned points for its perfect circular symmetry.

Sour vomited milk + carnie smell. I smell a new P. Diddy cologne!

They already have that fragrance. It’s called Paris.

cjudd, that was awesome.

Yay Mild Racism!!!!!
And as for carnie smell…Lol…

What does carny smell smell like even? I’m thinking musty grandma clothes + Donkey s* + rotting urine

Are carnies a race? Is a carnie like a gypsy? I never understood that whole thing. When I lived in the UK, people talked about Gypsies the way Republicans talk about immigrants here.